A man bumped into an old school friend at the store. The old friend started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports cars.
Then he pulled out his phone and showed to first man a photo of his wife and said: “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
The man replied: “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”
The old friend answered: “Why? Is she a stunner?”
The man said: “No, she’s an optometrist.”
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