Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man goes on a blind date

So that night, the man knocks on the girl’s door. Source: iStock.

A man’s friend sets him up on a blind date with another friend of his. The man is worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.

“What do I do if she’s ugly?” he says. “I’ll be stuck with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” the friend replies. “Just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just scream really loud and fake an asthma attack.”

So that night, the man knocks on the girl’s door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful she is. The man is about to speak when the girl suddenly screams and shouts loudly: “I think I’m having an asthma attack!”

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