Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A little girl felt sick in church

A little girl was attending a church service with her mother when she started to complain that she was feeling unwell.

“I think I need to throw up,” said the girl.

“Well, go outside,” the mother replied, “And use the bushes by the front door of the church.”

The little girl went off but was back less than a minute later. “That was quick,” her mother said. “Did you throw up?”

“Yes, but I didn’t need to go outside. I used a box near the door that said, ‘For the sick’.”

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