Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A woman was found guilty in court

"Why's that Your Honour?" asked the teacher. Source: Getty.

A woman was found guilty in court of a traffic offence, and when asked for her occupation, she said she was a school teacher.

The judge rose from the bench and said: “Madam, I have waited years for a school teacher to appear before this court.”

“Why’s that Your Honour?” asked the teacher.

The judge smiled with delight and said: “I’m going to need you to sit down at that table and write ‘I will not run red a light’ 500 times.”

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