A man was getting married.
Unfortunately, he was balding pretty badly so he decided to purchase a toupee for the big day. He took his young son to the wig store and together they picked out a realistic looking hair piece.
The wedding went perfectly however, the whole day, the man was worried that everyone must have seen his toupee. The next day, his young son noticed his worried look and said, “What’s the matter, daddy? Why are you looking so down?”
“I’m not really sad,” the man replied, “it’s just that I’m sure everyone noticed that I was wearing a wig yesterday.”
“No they didn’t, daddy,” the son smiled happily, “No one that I told had any clue!”