Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A lady is having a bad day at the casino

He is stunned to see the lady lying on the floor with the table operator kneeling over her. Source: Pexels.

A lady is having a bad day at the table in the casino. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries: “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?”

A man next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests: “Why don’t you play your age?”

He walks away. Moments later, he hears a great commotion at the roulette table. He thinks maybe she finally won.

He rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the crowd. He is stunned to see the lady lying on the floor with the table operator kneeling over her.

He asks: “What happened? Is she all right?”

“I don’t know,” the table operator answers. “She put everything on number 50 and when 66 came up, she screamed and then fainted.”

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