Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A husband and wife were expecting a child

He finally spat out:  "When should we stop....you know.....relations?" Source: Pixabay.

A husband and wife were expecting their first child.

They were at their first examination with their new doctor. The old doctor had seen everything a hundred times and was fairly relaxed about the whole situation.

The husband was stuttering around searching for the right words to ask. He finally spat out: “When should we stop…. you know…. relations?”

The doctor nonchalantly answered: “Sonny, as long as you don’t get in my way in the delivery room, I don’t care.”

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