Daily Joke: The library phone book

A woman stormed up to the front desk of the library and said: “I have a complaint!”

“Yes, ma’am?”

“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”

“What was wrong with it?”

“It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!”

The librarian nodded and said: “Ah. So you must be the person who took our phone book”.