Daily Joke: A woman was given bad news by her doctor

A woman went to the doctor’s office for her annual examination.

Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran down the hall. He stopped the hysterical woman and asked her to sit down and relax. Then, he asked her what she was so upset about.

A few minutes later, the older doctor marched back to the woman’s doctor and demanded: “What’s the matter with you? Mrs Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The woman’s doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard: “Cured her hiccups though, didn’t I?”

John was working at a lumberyard

John was working at the lumber yard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the hospital.

The doctor says: “Well, give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do”.

John says: “I haven’t got the fingers”.

The doctor says: “What do you mean, you haven’t got the fingers? We’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn’t you bring the fingers?”

John says: “Well, Doc, I couldn’t pick ’em up”.

A private school had a cleaning problem

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.

That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.

Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators…