A family walk into a shopping centre. Inside, the youngest child sees a man sitting under a sign which reads: “World’s longest memory”.
The child walks up to the man and decides to test if the sign is true. “What did you have for breakfast 30 years ago?” the child asks.
The man states: “Eggs.”
The child says that the man could have just made that up, and then leaves the shopping centre.
Years later, when the child has grown up, married and has his own children, he returns back to see the same man sitting at the shopping centre.
Walking up to the man, he states a stereotypical: “How?!”
The man replies: “Scrambled.”