Two blondes were taking their first train trip together. A staff member came down the corridor selling bananas so they each bought one.
The first eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel she looked across at her friend with a concerned look on her face.
“I wouldn’t eat that if I were you,” she warned.
“Why not?” the other woman asked.
“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute,” the first replied.
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