Travel at 60 Daily Joke: A blonde was involved in a car crash

Mar 14, 2019
She swerved to avoid a tree. Source: Getty

A blonde was driving to visit some friends in a nearby town for a week when she was involved in a car crash.

Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. A local police officer arrived at the scene shortly after.

“Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant,” he exclaimed. “Are you okay?”

“Yes officer, I’m just fine,” the woman replied.

“Well how in the world did this happen?” he questioned.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing,” she began. “I was driving along this road when out of nowhere a tree popped up in front of me. So I swerved to the right and there was another tree!

“Each time I swerved a tree was right there.”

“Uh ma’am,” the officer said politely. “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 kilometres. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

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