Daily Joke: Two grandmothers are on their way home

Two grandmothers are on their way home after visiting the grandkids. Both ladies are so short they can barely see over the dashboard.

They come to an intersection with a red light, and Mary just drives right through.

Edith says nothing, thinking her eyesight is failing her.

At the next intersection, Mary drives through another red light without a word.

Edith begins to wonder if she’s losing it, so she pays close attention to the road at the next intersection.

Once again, Mary drives through a red light.

“Mary, you just drove through three red lights in a row!” Edith says. “We could have been killed!”

“Oh,” says Mary. “I thought you were driving.”

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