Two boys were playing hide and seek.

One of the boys was named Trouble, and the other was named Mind Your Own Business.

Mind Your Own Business began looking for his friend behind garbage bins and bushes.

After a while, he started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached him and asked, “What are you doing?”.

The boy explained he was playing a game with his brother.

“What is your name?” the officer asked.

“Mind Your Own Business,” the boy responded proudly.

The furious policeman turned to the boy and said “Are you looking for trouble?!”.

The boy replied, “Why, yes.”