Daily Joke: A teacher hands out colouring pages to her students

A primary school teacher handed out colouring pages to her students – on them was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella.

When the class handed them back in, one little boy had coloured the frog bright purple. The teacher scolded him, asking: “How often have you seen a purple frog?”

The little boy shrugged and answered: “The same number of times I’ve seen a frog holding an umbrella.”