Daily Joke: A man was chatting to his neighbour about his dog

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A man was talking to his neighbour one day. He said: “I’ve really had it with my dog. He’ll chase anyone on a skateboard.”

“Hmmm, that is a problem,” answered the neighbour slightly concerned. “What are you thinking of doing about it?”

The man shrugged and answered: “Guess the only answer is to confiscate his skateboard.”

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