Daily Joke: An old man buys lingerie for his wife

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An old man enters a lingerie store to purchase a transparent negligee for his wife.

The saleswoman shows him several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks, “I have an idea. It’s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won’t put it on, I’ll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.”

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, “Good Lord! You’d think for $500, they’d at least iron it!”

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