Daily Joke: How to clean a toilet

This was simply too funny not to share with you… cat lovers beware…

1. Put both lids of the Toilet up,
And add 1/8 cup of pet
Shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
You carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
In the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the Lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make Ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the
Toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.

6. Have someone open the front door of
Your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the
Bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as
You can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the
Toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

 

Sincerely,

The Dog

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