Daily Joke: A father took his kids to mini golf

A father took his three kids to the miniature golf course on a boiling hot day. The kids spent the day yelling at each other about who was winning.

A worker walked past the family and smiled, “Who’s winning?”

“I am!” yelled one of the kids.

“No, I am!” screamed the other.

The father sighed and looked hopelessly at the worker, “No, their mother is.”