Daily Joke: A zoo keeper and a giraffe go into a bar

Aug 08, 2021
A zoo keeper goes into a bar with his giraffe. Source: Getty Images

A zoo keeper walks into a bar with his very old pet giraffe.

They have a few drinks and all of a sudden the giraffe drops dead on the floor.

The zoo keeper is upset and goes to leave the bar.

The bartender yells at him, “Oi! You can leave that lying there.”

The zoo keeper replies, “That is not a lion, that is a giraffe,” and walks out.

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