Daily Joke: Two whales are sitting at a bar

Dec 02, 2021
Two whales on their way to the bar. Source: Getty Images

Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first leans closer to the second and says, “Wooooooo-ahhhhhh-oooo-ahhhh-ahn-ahn-ahn-woooooooo.”

The second whale pushes him back, setting him upright on his stool and grumbles, “Shut up, Frank, you’re drunk!”

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What do a group of whales listen to on long journey?

Podcasts.

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What did the whale eat for lunch?

Fish and Ships.

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A teacher was teaching her class about whales. She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small.

A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn’t possibly swallow a human.

The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”

The teacher replied, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”

The girl said: “Then you ask him.”

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If I hear one more pun about whales …

I’m gonna krill myself.

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