Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first leans closer to the second and says, “Wooooooo-ahhhhhh-oooo-ahhhh-ahn-ahn-ahn-woooooooo.”
The second whale pushes him back, setting him upright on his stool and grumbles, “Shut up, Frank, you’re drunk!”
What do a group of whales listen to on long journey?
What did the whale eat for lunch?
Fish and Ships.
A teacher was teaching her class about whales. She said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being as even though it was a gigantic animal, its stomach was very small.
A little girl put up her hand and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher insisted that a whale couldn’t possibly swallow a human.
The little girl said, “When I get to Heaven, I’ll ask Jonah.”
The teacher replied, “What if Jonah went to Hell?”
The girl said: “Then you ask him.”
If I hear one more pun about whales …
I’m gonna krill myself.