A long-suffering country wife decided to go and see a fortune teller when she was at the local show.
In a dark tent, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some grave new.
“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt.” She says.
“Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller, took a few deep breaths to compose herself and said, “I have to know… Will I be acquitted?”