Daily Joke: The fortune teller…

A long-suffering country wife decided to go and see a fortune teller when she was at the local show.

In a dark tent, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some grave new.

“There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt.” She says.

“Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller, took a few deep breaths to compose herself and said, “I have to know… Will I be acquitted?”