Daily Joke: Ooh Heaven is a place on Earth

Apr 18, 2023
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Jan and Bev are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one of them dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.

Jan dies. Bev doesn’t hear from her friend and figures there mustn’t be any afterlife. Then one day she gets a call. It’s Jan.

“There is an afterlife!” Bev says. “What’s it like?”

“I sleep very late. I get up, and have a big breakfast. Then I have lots of sex. Then I go back to the day spa, but I am out in time for lunch. I have a big lunch. I have more sex, then I take a nap. After a large dinner, there is even more sex! I go to sleep exhausted and wake up the following day.”

‘Goodness me! That’s what Heaven is like? I can’t wait,” Bev says.

“Oh no,” replies Jan. “I’m not in Heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.”

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