Obi Wan Kenobi decides he wants a change of pace, so he becomes a marriage counsellor.
One day, a familiar face pops in: Luke Skywalker.
Luke sits down and immediately bursts into tears. He says his new wife is absolutely awful.
Luke talks for three hours, almost non-stop, about all the horrible things she does to him. “She puts green milk in my cereal, she signed me up to the Jar-Jar Fan Club, she keeps telling me I’ve got a head like a Mynock,” he says.