Daily Joke: Obi Wan Kenobi becomes a marriage counsellor

Obi Wan Kenobi was taking stock of his life and decided a career in marriage counselling was a good idea. Source: Getty Images

Obi-Wan Kenobi decides he wants a change of pace, so he becomes a marriage counsellor.

One day, a familiar face pops in: Luke Skywalker.

Luke sits down and immediately bursts into tears. He says his new wife is absolutely awful.

Luke talks for three hours, almost non-stop, about all the horrible things she does to him. “She puts green milk in my cereal, she signed me up to the Jar-Jar Fan Club, she keeps telling me I’ve got a head like a Mynock,” he says.

Eventually, Luke stops and says, “So, old friend, what should I do?”

Obi-Wan was stumped for a moment. He rubbed his chin wisely, then offered his advice.

“Use divorce, Luke.”

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