Daily Joke: Trying to outrun a bear

They suddenly ran into a vicious looking bear. Source: Pexels.

Two friends were walking through the woods when they attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them and started to walk toward them.

The first man immediately opened his backpack, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second man looked at him and said: “You’re crazy! You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!”

“Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear.”

“If you know that, why are you changing shoes?” his friend asked.

“Well, the way I figure it,” the first man replied. “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”

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