A woman is driving along the highway at night, for the first time.

She receives a call from her husband and pulls over to answer it.

“Be careful, love. I’ve just seen on the telly that someone is driving the wrong way along the highway,” her husband tells her.

“Someone?” She replies. “These idiots are in the hundreds!”

Two people sit on the porch, chatting.

The first guy says, “I hear up in Seattle it rains cats and dogs!”

“Oh!” the second guy answers.

“That doesn’t sound so bad. I hear in New York City it’s hailing taxis!”