A Grasshopper walks into a bar, hops over to a bar stool, and slowly starts to climb to the top.
Everyone in the bar stops and watches while the grasshopper gets to the seat and making himself comfortable sits down.
Grasshopper: ” I’ll have a rum and coke thanks”.
Barman: “Sure thing! Did you know we have a cocktail named after you?”
Grasshopper: “You have a drink named Trevor?”