Daily Joke: Children were lining up in the lunch room

The children were lined up in the lunch room of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”