After a long day of driving, a truck driver pulls into a service station café.
He looks at the menu, which read: “Leg of pork, bacon, black pudding, pigs trotters and pork sausage.”
He orders his meal and also asks for a glass of water.
“Certainly sir,” replies the owner. “Is it all right with you if the water comes from the bore?”
“Bloody hell!” exclaims the truck driver. “You don’t waste any of that pig, do you?”
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