Daily Joke: A guy walks up to a musician

Oct 23, 2021
The musician was thirsty. Source: Getty Images

A guy walks up to a musician.

“You okay?” he asks.

“Yeah,” the musician responds, “Just thirsty.”

“There’s a vending machine with some water over there if you need it.”

“Yeah I tried it. It only accepts ones.”

The musician opens a suitcase next to him, revealing a saxophone.

“I only got a tenor on me.”

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