Daily Joke: A very cheap man went to play golf

One day, a very cheap man went to play golf. After standing a while on the green, he asked the boy beside him: “Are you my caddie for today?”

“Yes,” answered the boy.

“Are you good with finding lost balls?”

“Yes, I can find any and all lost balls!”

“Great!” said the man. “Go out there and find one, then we can start!”