3 hilarious jokes about genies granting wishes

Apr 11, 2020
Enjoy these jokes about making a few wishes! Source: Getty.

Daily Joke: A kid finds a lamp

A kid finds a magical lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says: “What is your first wish?”

The kid says: “I wish I were rich!”

The genie replies: “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”

Daily Joke: A man stumbles across an old lamp in his office

A man stumbles across an old lamp in his work office. Figuring his luck has to change, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. The genie explains to him that he gets three wishes, and whatever he wishes for, his boss gets double.

The man asks for his first wish. He says: “The first thing I want is a million dollars.”

The genie says: “Okay, but you know that your boss gets two million.”

The man said: “That’s okay. My second wish is for a large house on a remote tropical paradise.”

The genie says: “Then your boss will have two beautiful houses.”

The man replied: “That’s fine. Now for my third wish. I want you to donate one of my kidneys.”

Daily Joke: Three men are stuck on an island

Three men are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says: “Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one.”

The first says: “I’ve been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home.” Poof, she’s gone!

Then the second says: “I’ve been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too.” Poof, she’s gone!

The third man starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks: “My dear, what’s the matter?”

The man whimpers: “I wish my friends were still here.”

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