Daily Joke: A man went to a local cafe and ordered pie

Jul 29, 2020
"How many pieces?" asked the waiter: "Four or six?" Source: Pexels.

A man went into a local cafe and asked for a pie. “Shall I cut it for you?” said the waiter.

“Yes, please,” said the man.

“How many pieces?” asked the waiter. “Four or six?”

“Better make it four. I don’t think I can eat six!”

Two little kids were chatting

Two kids are talking to each other. One says: “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and good food. My mom spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for me. I’m worried sick!”

The other kid says: “What have you got to worry about? Sounds to me like you’ve got it made!”

The first kid says: “What if they try to escape?”

A father and son were discussing his wedding plans

“Who would you like to invite for your upcoming wedding ceremony?” the father asked his son.

“All except you and mum,” the son replied.

“But why?” the father angrily shouted.

“Did you bother to invite me for your ceremony?!” the son pleaded.

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