Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man and his son went to the supermarket

"Don't get cry, Albert. Don't scream, Albert. Don't yell, Albert. Keep calm, Albert." Source: Shutterstock.

In the supermarket, a man was pushing a trolley with a screaming, bellowing baby sat in the front seat. The man kept repeating softly: “Don’t cry, Albert. Don’t scream, Albert. Don’t yell, Albert. Keep calm, Albert.”

A woman standing next to him said: “You certainly are good with trying to calm your son, Albert.”

The man looked at her and said: “Lady, I’m Albert.”

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