Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A man takes his talking dog to a bar

"That's enough. You and your dog need to get out!" Source: Pixabay.

A man walks into a bar with his dog and says to the bartender: “This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer your questions, can we have free drinks?”

“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.

The man nods and the bartender asks the dog: “What goes on the top of a house?”

The dog answers: “Roof!”

Next, the bartender asks: “What does tree bark feel like?”

“Rough!” the dog replies.

The bartender finally asks: “What is my girlfriend’s name?”

“Ruth!”

Clearly annoyed, the bartender snaps at the man: “That’s enough. You and your dog need to get out!”

Outside the bar, the dog looks sadly at his owner and says: “Should I have said Stacey?”

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