Daily Joke: The secret to living for 100 years

Asked by a reporter how he had managed to live to the age of 100, an old man explained:

“Well, son, I got married when I was 21. The wife and I decided that if ever we argued the loser should take a long walk to cool off.

“So I guess I’ve benefited from 79 years of fresh air”.

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