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Daily Joke: John and Sue are watching TV

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John and Sue, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching television. On the show, the TV hosts are speaking about how to prepare incase of death.

Turning to his wife, John says, “Honey, I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluids, that you will make sure to put an end to it.”

“No problem,” said Sue.

So, she got up, turned off the TV and poured his beer down the drain.

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