Daily Joke: A man hears a knock at his door

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A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

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