Daily Joke: An older woman wanted to spice things up in the bedroom

An old lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

“Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s libido,” she asked.

The doctor smiled. “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”

“Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache!” the lady exclaimed.

“Well,” the doctor continued, “Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”

The old lady was delighted and hurried home to test the doctor’s idea.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.

“How did it go?” the doctor asked.

“Terrible, doctor, terrible,” she responded.

“Did it not work?”

“Yes,” the old lady said, “It worked alright. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table! It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”

“Then what is the problem, ma’am?”

“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again!”