Daily Jokes: Two cows in a field

Jul 04, 2021
Two brown cows having a chat in their field. Source: Getty Images

There were two cows out in a field, talking to each other. The first cow said, “I tell you, this Mad Cow Disease is really pretty scary. They say it’s spreading fast — I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm.”

The other cow replies, “I ain’t worried, it don’t affect us ducks.”

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