Daily Joke: What a woman wants in a man

As we get older, we change but so does our checklist about what we’re looking for in a man. Our expectations clearly change.

What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 20

1.  Handsome
2.  Charming
3.  Financially successful
4.  A caring listener
5.  Witty
6.  In good shape
7.  Dresses with style
8.  Appreciates finer things
9.  Full of thoughtful surprises
10. Romantic

 What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 30

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Still romantic at times

What a Woman Wants in a Man at age 60

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

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