Daily joke: The secret to a long and happy marriage

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I once asked a friend how he and his spouse managed to maintain a happy marriage for 52 years, and he told me, “We never go to bed angry.”

I thought it was a great idea and said, “I should try that too.”

“Yes,” he replied.

“The longest we’ve been awake so far is five days.”

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