Daily Joke: An exasperated mother is tired of her cheeky son

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him: “How do you expect to get into heaven?”

The boy thought it over and said: “Well, I’ll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St Peter says: ‘For Heaven’s sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!’.”

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