A couple had now been married for 50 years and that night, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed and in a pretty romantic mood.
The wife looked at her husband and said: “I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had.”
The husband felt a bit obliged, so he leaned over and gave her a gentle peck on the cheek.
Then the wife said: “I also remember when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity.”
Again feeling obliged, the husband gently placed his hand on hers.
Then the wife said: “I also remember when you used to nibble on my neck and sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely.”
This time, with a blank stare on his face, the husband got out of the bed and as he began to walk out of the bedroom, the wife asked him: “Was it something I said? Where are you going?”
The husband looked at her and replied: “I’m going to the bathroom to get my teeth!”