Get a forkful of these dieting tips, if you’re looking for the easy way out…
- If you eat something and no one sees you, it has no calories.
- When drinking a diet soft drink while eating chocolate or lollies, the calories in the sweets are cancelled by the diet drink.
- When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count as long as you don’t eat more than they do.
- Foods/drinks for medicinal purposes never count. For example: brandy, toast and ice-cream.
- If you fatten up everyone around you, then you’ll look thinner.
- Food licked off forks and spoons while prepping meals have no calories.
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