Daily Joke: Kids – don’t you just love ’em

The following is advice to live by. The fact it comes from children is irrelevant.

“Never trust a dog to watch your food.” — Patrick, aged 10.

“Never tell your mum her diet’s not working.” — Michael, aged 14.

“Stay away from prunes.” — Randy, aged nine.

“Don’t pull your dad’s finger when he asks you to.” — Emily, aged five.

“When your mum is angry at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.” — Taylia, aged 11.

“Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a Tic-Tac.” — Andrew, aged eight.

“You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.” — Armir, aged nine.

“Don’t wear polka-dotted underwear under white shorts.” — Kellie, aged 11.

“Felt pens are not good to use as lipstick.” — Lauren, aged nine.

“Never try to baptise a cat.” — Eileen, aged eight.

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.