A musician friend is always upbeat. But when she developed ringing in one ear, I was concerned it might overwhelm even her. When I asked whether her condition was especially annoying to a musician, she shook her head.
“Not really,” she said cheerfully. “The ringing sound is in the key of B flat, so I use it to tune my cello half a tone lower.”
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Rick Astley is a generous guy. He will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films, except one. He’s never going to give you Up.
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What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
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C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
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Which musical genre are balloons afraid of?
Pop music.
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Which composer likes tea the most?
Chai-kovsky.
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Me and my friends are in a band called ‘Duvet’. We’re a cover band.