Daily Joke: Have you heard these music jokes?

Jul 09, 2021
Skip to your own beat with these music puns and music jokes. Source: Getty Images

A musician friend is always upbeat. But when she developed ringing in one ear, I was concerned it might overwhelm even her. When I asked whether her condition was especially annoying to a musician, she shook her head.

“Not really,” she said cheerfully. “The ringing sound is in the key of B flat, so I use it to tune my cello half a tone lower.”


Rick Astley is a generous guy. He will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films, except one. He’s never going to give you Up.


What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?

“Bach it up.”


C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”


Which musical genre are balloons afraid of?

Pop music.


Which composer likes tea the most?



Me and my friends are in a band called ‘Duvet’. We’re a cover band.

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