Daily Joke: Crocodiles in the pool

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 60th birthday. During this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two crocodiles in it.

“I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.”

The guests shakes their heads in disbelief and the party continues with no events in the pool. Suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can. There are tails coming out of the water and the jaws of the crocodiles are snapping. The guy just keeps on going, swimming frantically. The crocodiles are gaining on him and then the guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, “I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give … My Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. What will you have?” the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, “Why don’t we start with the name of the bastard that pushed me in!”

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