Daily Joke: Christmas shopping

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the husband walked through the mall he was surprised to look up and see his wife was nowhere around.

He was quite upset because they had a lot to do and he was not fond of shopping at the best of times. Because he was so worried, he called her on her mobile phone to ask her where she was.

In a calm voice, the wife said, “Honey, you remember the jewellery store we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that TAG Heuer watch that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?”

The husband choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewellery store.”

She said, “Well, I’m in the lingerie shop right next to it.”

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