Daily Joke: A young man turned up at a girls’ college dormitory

Aug 22, 2020
At a girls' college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. Source: Getty.

At a girls’ college dormitory, dates were permitted only on Saturday night. However one young man decided to try his luck and showed up on a Tuesday evening, explaining to an older woman in the lobby of the dorm that it was imperative he see a certain young lady immediately.

“I want to surprise her. You see, I’m her brother.”

“Oh, she’ll be surprised all right,” said the woman. “But think of how surprised I am, I’m her mother!”

A man went back to a car dealership

A man came back to the dealership where he purchased his new car.

“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car,” he said.

“That’s right, sir,” the salesman answered. “We will replace anything that breaks.”

“Fine, I need a new garage door.”

A couple had been backpacking for over a week

After eight days of backpacking, a husband and wife were looking pretty scruffy. One morning the wife came to breakfast in a cap, her shoulder length hair sticking out at odd angles.

“Terry,” she said. “Does my hair make me look like a water buffalo?”

The husband thought for a moment, then said: “If I tell you the truth, do you promise not to charge?”

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